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This might get a little loopy, but here we go.
Tonight was the first night so far that I didn’t get any sleep because of the baby being up and fussy. I know most parents (especially the douche bags) are like, “It’s a right of passage, man. Welcome to the club!” Spare me. This is the worst club to be in. Ever. And I got a Fish Jerky of the Month Club membership for my birthday once. Read the rest of this entry »
The Dad Mode Podcast.
You may be asking yourself, “What the hell is this and why should I care?” That is a fair question. My answer to you is “I don’t know” to both parts of that query.
My name is Andy Carlson. I’m a first time dad and have no idea what I’m doing. Fortunately, no one does, so we’re all in this together. Let’s chat.
It’s more difficult than ever to raise normal, level-headed children in this politically correct, everyone gets a trophy, “if you serve my child high fructose corn syrup I’ll sue your ass” society. Our goal should be to raise humble and hardworking individuals instead of the self-entitled princess or douche bags that our culture has been churning out recently. On Dad Mode, we’ll discuss the ways we might achieve said goal and the roadblocks that will be in our way. Common Sense Parenting in a Politically Correct World.